How to Get in the Cosplay Scene and Get Along Well

Christmas is around the corner and it is obvious, that many social rejects would want to spend time with someone aside from their left or right hand or a bottle. So as my Christmas gift for you guys, I did research on how not to have a lonely Christmas. And because this is PinoyCosplay, I did my research based on the cosplay scene.

1. Strip, since the cosplay scene is full of perverted old men, why not make friends by giving them what they want. Trust me, even a butt ugly girl would end up with many friends just by taking off some clothes. Not to mention you'd give many social rejects their first half-naked female encounter. This step is easy and cheap. Just like the people who do it.

2. Expensive Cameras, this is the reverse of number one, because some people have to sell their families just to obtain these very expensive cameras. But... Trust me, it works. Even online famous online stalkers gain friends who let them stalk them in return for getting their pics taken with these expensive cameras (despite no camera skills).

3. Be out of character when cosplaying,  for some reason, those who are out of character seems to obtain more friends. Who could blame them? Who would want to make friends with the real Hitler. (Although the real Hitler sure have more brains than these cosplayers).

4. Whore out, doesn't matter if you're a guy or a girl, just whore out and you'll get lots of friends. When I say whore out I mean use your body. This may or may not involve stripping. Below are examples. 

5. Do all of the above, I don't need to explain further on this one. The pic explains it all.

And there you have it. Follow these steps and the cosplay scene would accept you whole heartedly and you would never be lonely again. Merry Christmas to you all. Remember, stay away from drugs and alcohol. Too much drugs and alcohol would turn you into...